#stupid questions to ask peopleTen birds were sitting in a tree and a hunter shot one. How birds many were left in the tree?
Answer: None – After one bird got shot, they all flew away.Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest. It just wasn’t discovered yet.How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
Answer: None, there is no dirt in a hole.If a plane crashes on the border of The United States and Mexico, where would the survivors be buried?A man makes a claim that he can predict the exact score of every football game, before it begins. And he’s always right. How’s that possible?How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
Answer: One! After that, it’s not empty.A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?How far can you walk into the woods?
Answer: Half way. After that you are walking out of the woods.A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?Spell “Ghost” out loud. Then spell “Most” out loud. Then spell “Roast” out loud. What do you put in a toaster?What was the American President’s name in 1990?
Answer: Exactly the same as it is today.You’re a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people get on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver’s eyes?Can you name the two days starting with T besides Tuesday and Thursday?
Answer: Today and tomorrow.Answer these 4 questions out loud: What’s a common abbreviation for Coca-Cola? What sound does a frog makes? What do you call a funny story with a punch line? What are egg whites made of?What looks like half an apple?
Answer: The other half.There’s a 1 story house where everything inside and outside of it was PURPLE. So what color were the stairs?How many times can you take 5 from 25?
Answer: 1, after that, it’s 20.An old lady in the United States has a heart attack and dials 911. No one came and she died. How could this have happened?If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where’s the white house?